Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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