Me too!
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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