I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
my liver is dry heaving
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