Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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