I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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