she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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