his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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