best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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