just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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