I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
