I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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