I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I wear drunk well.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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