tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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