Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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