If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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