8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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