we have officially lost it.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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