in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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