Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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