everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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