I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize