Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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