plz talk dirty to me
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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