The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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