I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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