Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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