Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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