u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My dick has a subreddit
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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