guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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