He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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