I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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