Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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