Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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