The best revenge is premature balding
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
