Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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