Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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