i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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