you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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