Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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