ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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