woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
My cat gives me a boner
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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