Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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