Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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