just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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