1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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