I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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