Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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