So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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