At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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