I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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