Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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