I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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